Notes on how to attend and organize a world class CX race

While we were in Prague, it was announced that the 2013 World Cyclocross Championships would be held in Louisville, Kentucky. Since I now have experience at both World Cup and World Championship races, I expect that the organizing committee will be contacting me regarding my consulting fees.

Here are some notes on necessary items for both spectators and organizers:

Costumes


If you really want to stand out at a world class cyclocross event, you need a costume. Preferably one that shows your nationality. As you can see, jumpsuits are big. Now, the Swiss have a unique item to bring to the table: the giant Swiss cowbell. Listen up America, we have a few years to figures out something that screams “USA!”. Maybe some longhorns.

Nationally colored wigs are also a big item. An enterprising individual could make a little extra spending cash if they sold wigs. Just think, all you have to do is stock red/white/blue and you cover the US, France, and the Czech Republic.

"Supporter" gear

Many of the big racers in Europe have fan clubs any they show up to the race in their official “supporter” gear. Start lining up your screen printing contacts so you can get your “Katie Compton Supporter” jacket, hats, umbrellas...

Flags

Along with patriotic wigs and custom jackets, you’ll really wow the crowd with your national flag and a custom flag displaying your favorite rider. Don’t forget the extra long flag pole so you can be sure to block the view of people several feet away.

Concessions

Of course, one of the key elements to an event of this caliber is the food and beer tent. There’s only so much racing to watch, and the rest of the time you might as well party it up. Key elements include fries, burgers, sausages, warm wine, hot chocolate, and of course beer. I imagine that in Louisville there should also be some bourbon. (Not whiskey, because as my good-old-boy KY resident brother tells me: "In the Commonwealth we drink Bourbon. Plain old whiskey is for toothless hillbillies.") Throw in a wedding DJ spinning dance versions of tunes that everyone can sing and dance to and you have yourself a party.